Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How does a blonde spell ‘farm’?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q. What’s the blonde’s cheer?
A. ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: with a thought.
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